Because Marquette has a weird obsession with naming buildings the same, (see Schroeder Complex and Hall, Straz Hall and Tower, each of the Wehr’s) I figured why not keep up the tradition and name an awards ceremony after a building. Seeing as I could not find any corporate sponsorship for these awards and with MU celebration of women, why not keep the Father McCabe trend going.
I had a fantastic Halloween, both my costume idea were hits both nights. I went all out Friday being the H1N1 virus (pig tail, pig nose, pig slippers, bathrobe, thermometer and Robitussin.) Saturday night was a lot of fun when my buddy and I went as Brennan and Dale from Stepbrothers and just shouted “Prestige Worldwide- wide- wide- wide” all night. Since we’re too old to trick-or-treat, or at least society tells me we’re too old, I’ve realized we do the same things we do every weekend on Halloween, except with costumes. I’m 100% fine with that.

I’m proud of you guys. I saw a lot of great costumes both nights. I saw a lot of poor costumes also. But it is what it is, and that’s what you’re going to get. When the selection committee was stressing over these prestigious awards, a few things were taking into account.
- Stress Originality
- Stress commitment to character
- My friends get special consideration (because I was with them most evenings.)
Lets get into it.
Your 2009 Father James McCabe 100 Years of Women at Marquette Halloween Costume Award Winners are…
The “Coming Through in the Clutch and Delivering a Solid, Impromptu Costume When Most Would Just Fold Award” goes to…
My buddy Tom who thought of “The Most Interesting Man in the World” from the Dos Equis commercial at around 6 PM Saturday night. While his costume was far from detailed and his idea wasn’t the funniest I’ve ever seen, I have to hand it to him for thinking of this idea and rounding up the supplies just before the deadline. Most people would have just folded and worn a popped collar or flannel shirt. Which brings me to the next award….
The “Most Lack-Luster, Not Coming Through in the Clutch and Sub Consciously Self-Defining Costume Idea Award sponsored by Monster Energy” goes to….
Bros dressing as Bros. It’s a unanimous decision. I’m sorry but it’s not creative or funny. It takes nothing to get into that character. And I personally believe it’s a cop-out for not taking the time to think of a decent costume. I own all of those polo’s you are popping and you obviously do to, which is why popping them doesn’t constitute a character. Sorry Will.
The “Only Guys Would Get The Joke, And Many Still Won’t- Best TV Reference Award” goes to…
Tyrone Biggems from Chappell’s show narrowly edges out Captain Insano from South Park. I would go into more depth on the decision here, but only guys would get it and many guys still won’t.
The “I 95% guarantee that no one has ever thought of this for a Halloween costume before idea award” goes to…
Einstein Bagel Bros. Two of my friends found suits and ties, top hats, mustaches, bagel eyeglasses, and even carried around an orange ring… making a terrific rendition of the Einstein logo. Carrying around the ring required commitment, which in itself deserves an award. And while the costume won’t win the funniest award, the fact that it was even considered as a costume is impressive. I can almost guarantee that no one has ever said the Einstein Bagel Bros would make a good Halloween costume, yet everyone knew who they were. It’s really a shame that they couldn’t pull it off longer into the evening.
The “Best Spin-off of an Over-Done Costume” goes to..
The guy from the Sham-Wow commercials. Like I mentioned before, dead celebrities were going to be huge this year. I expected to see a bunch of bearded, blue-shirt wearing Billy Mays screaming in my ear, but I did not expect the Sham-Wow guy.
The “Getting Way Too Into A Character, Therefore Making The Costume Worth-While Academy Award” goes to…
Congratulations to the Hamburgler in Madison that stole my buddy’s bag of food and bailing on a McDonald’s. I’m a firm believer that getting into your character is actually more impressive than a good costume idea. I also heard of people in Madison dressing as huge traffic cones and running around the streets. Getting into character and holding that character the whole night is what Halloween is really about. Speaking of Madison… I had some desire to attend Freak Fest this year and I’m glad I didn’t go. A few of my friends that did go did have a pretty epic weekend, and by epic I mean scary. I’m sure its fun, but I would not want to put up with that many intoxicated, belligerent people all in the same spot at the same time, not to mention in costume.
The “Easily The Most Offensive, Hopefully Not Too-Soon, Yet Probably the Funniest to Witness In Person Award” goes to…
Terry Schiavo. Hands down, 100 %, no questions asked… Terry Shive wins this award. Not only was it easily the most offensive costume I have ever seen, but also, everyone that saw him knew exactly who he was supposed to be (which kind of surprised me.) No matter how offensive you think this costume was, there would be no way you would be able to hold back your laughter when seeing Schiavo running through campus or trying to check into Schroeder.
The “Funniest When You Take a Second And Realize What You’re Doing And What You’re Dressed As” goes to…
This one has to go to my friend Parker who goes to University of Iowa. Now while I didn’t see him in person this weekend, I did get a chance to see his costume, so did millions of other people. That is why Parker wins both the Funniest When You Realize What You’re Doing and Biggest Attention Getter Awards. I was watching the Iowa Hawkeyes Saturday afternoon while for about 20 seconds the camera panned to 4 dudes in Teletubby costumes standing in the student section. I tried getting a hold of my buddy to tell him I saw him on ESPN, but he was too busy conducting interviews with the local TV station and destroying the friendly town of Iowa City, all while dressed as Po. While I know being in a full-length teletubby costume didn’t phase him that afternoon, it’s pretty funny to think about those guys running around downtown Iowa City doing what they were doing.

“Overall Top Costume”
When deciding the overall top costume of my weekend, the main things I took into account were: Creativity, Originality, Commitment to the Character, and Visibility (that is people had to see you.) When considering all those things, one group costume sticks out. Early Friday night, when walking to a friend’s house on 17th, three guy in hockey helmets, hockey jersey, and rollerblades were skating down the middle of the street if perfect V-formation. The three mighty ducks were screaming “Ducks Fly Together!” and “To win, Coach Orion, Sir!” This got my Halloween started right and ended up topping all the other costumes I saw. When discussing costumes with my friends days later, someone told me they saw these guys at a party and they even smelled like Hockey players. Commitment second to know, Sir.
The Victor McCormick Honorable Mentions.
Best Combo of 2 Ideas—Redneck Superman (superman with a mullet and trucker hat.)
Most Over-Done for Females—Construction Workers. (Why?? I have no idea… girls showered in construction workers this year.)
Most Over-Done for Males— Any form of sports jersey
Most Patriotic– Joe Carey as Joe Carey
Top Unexpected Movie Reference—Jamaican Bob-Sled Team from Cool Runnings
Movie Reference I’m Upset I Didn’t See—Anything with Jim Carey would have been terrific. I heard of an awesome Ace Ventura, but didn’t see him
Most Ironic Idea for Next Year—Ken Griffey Jr. (Very Inside Joke)
Again, these are based off of costumes I saw or heard about directly. So if you have any disagreements or nominations for other awards please send them my way. (Just click comment at the bottom of this post.)
There really isn’t much going on around Milwaukee this weekend. Broken Lizard, the comedy troupe that stared in Super Troupers and Beerfest will be at the Pabst Friday night for relatively cheap. Also, Jerry Seinfeld will be performing at the Riverside Saturday… not cheap.
The Bucks are still an NBA franchise, and despite a 1-2 record early in the season, they are almost making me take back the things I said about them last week. Brandon “Young Money” Jennings has proven he can compete at a high level in the NBA, and he is somewhat making Milwaukee’s front office look intelligible. The lottery pick has led the squad in scoring his first three games, and is looking like an early steal in the draft. The Bucks are in town this Saturday vs. the Knicks and next Wednesday vs. the Nuggets. You might want to keep track of Jennings this winter, and maybe even follow the Bucks too.
You probably already know, but Marquette men’s basketball opens its exhibition season this Saturday vs. MSOE. While its only an exhibition is a good chance to see the new team and get in the mood for basketball season. We can’t overlook MSOE either after seeing what happen to another Big East team, Syracuse, last Tuesday.
That’s all for me. Please send or tweet your nominations.
Peace.